Total Medals Earned: 333 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,345 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Make it 1000m
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Get 100 kills in a game
Equip any item
Equip an item in each team slot
Buy a book
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/125 points)
open the game !
complete the hideo game
collect all canes
beat the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 3/11 (35/500 points)
Play the game
Get more than $100
Get more than $1,000
Click/Tap on Marv in the Credits screen
Meet with Elly who is smoking a fat blunt (Dayum!!!!!)
Finish the game and save Tim Fulp!
Get more than $2,500
Get more than $5,000
Get more than $10,000
Get all of the 8 yarn balls
Beat the Game under 6:00 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/10 (145/430 points)
Get rank F
Get rank E
Get rank D
Catch a fruit before it hits the ground
Reach first place in the daily scoreboard
Get rank C
Get rank B
Get rank A
Get rank S
Unlock all upgrades in a single game
Medals Earned: 12/41 (95/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
I hate it when this happens
Make & share an Epic Meme™
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
Fail the simulation.
Establish a new best time.